consulting-idjit-from-hogwarts: I miss Drake and Josh They were just so Drakey and Joshy He was so sassy And he was so thick I miss them so much
hungrylikethewolfie: barackobama: guitarandmountaindew: stay-bene-amici: all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY first comes love then comes marriage thanks obama you’re welcome.
cakesandfail: jaclcfrost: if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
sherlockintheshire: people always say to me “you’re addicted to tumblr, what would you do if you didn’t have tumblr haha you’d probably die” no you uncultured swine i’d just read a fucking book or watch endless amounts of television where do you think we get our material
aepicstranger: thisretrodreamisneverending: In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’ and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now. i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
meoplelikepeople: acrackinthetardis: nickgrimshade: do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry...
hownowbrownseacow: rosiebeck: nxv: primisthebomb: I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid I threw a grape in the air I...
dirtybongobeats: lowkeat: Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love. this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
letterstogodptiii: tea-books-and-blankets: yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel. “I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy “I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
hell-is-my-paradise: yourealoserlol: skittlejoy: its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio yeah, you deserve them. that’s the most inspiring thing i have ever seen
epic-humor: haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day see more
drochfaol: ryancrobert: sexybritishllama: no cough syrup you are not ‘grape flavoured’ have you ever tasted a grape you taste like death and the tears of small children not fucking grape wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself #i can no longer tell what is and...